SUTTA MESSAGES

Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

"Le Cigratte te sutta laga"

Girl to Doctor: Main jab cigrate peeti hun to ajeeb si becheni feel hoti hai main pehla kash lete hi apne shoes utar deti hun doosre kash main socks, 3rd kush main shirt or 4th main DOCTOR: bus ye lo gold flake or sari baten tafseel se btao.

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.

Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya,
Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya,
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye,
pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya,
Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li,
Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

People say that smoking is not good
but it is the way to keep loving
cos
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday