NAUGHTY MESSAGES

Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile:
Poor Girls:
O,Mera Mobile
Rich Girls:
No Problem
Beautiful Girls:
O shit us me to “LAIQ JAAN” ka nmbr tha.

Rat k 3bjy ka time tha
Ma akela tha
Mri aankh badal k garjny se khul gai
ajeeb khof aur andhera chaya hua tha
Ma ne lite on ki pr bijli nhi thi
itne main darwaza bja
Main ne pocha kon?
Lekin koi na bola
Main drwazay k pas gya aur pocha kon??
Achank 1 bhiyank awaz aai
.
.
“FARAZ!”

Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha k
aage aa kr koi takbir parhe
Peechy se tery jesa sohna larka bola:
Mai aawa’n?
Molve ne kaha:
tu jume tu baad aayin..

Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi.!
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.
3. Bus ma seeth milne ki khushi
4.Taweel arse bad doble sawari khulne ki khushi
5.Namaz prhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6.Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile Jaib ma [...]

Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Sohniya de utay lagaia karega tax..
Dont wory! Tex sirf sohnyan ty lagega,
Tuwanu te goli da ordar ay..!

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

Bacha shopkeeper se: Suji hai ???
Shopkeeper: Han hai !!!
Bacha: To marwayi kyun thi…???

Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
bagerat hn
kaminey hn
chawal hn
bekar hn
lanti hn
Zalel hn
Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha
“Mujhe pata hai”

Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sb Se khubsurt Hai Usay Jan Se Mar Doon
Pr
Kya
Krun
Khud Kushi Krna B To hram ha..

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha
To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim!

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Its really hard to wait
for the right person in our life.
Especially when the wrong ones are so cute

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Larki aur
Larka
Jab
18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki
Zarurt hoti hai..?
Nahi pata…?
Suchi nahi pata!
Shanaakhti card ki yar…!

There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?

Latest way to propose a girl.
Boy: excuse me…!
Girl: Yes…!
Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..

Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.

What is invisible and smells like Carrots?
Don’t know?
Rabbit Fart. .:-p

In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularly

One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.

Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.

What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Define, Biology and sociology?
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.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

Tum
Bin
Hum
ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…
PLz mind zuroor karna