Exam SMS

EXAM MESSAGES

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only when we enter the Exam hall

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Why Study For Exams…. Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

Height of Examination..!

A Blonde With The Question Paper With PTO Written On Both The Sides :->

Ideal to write on answer sheet:

Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.

Y V Dont Study The Semester n Spend Sleepless Nites During Xams?

Coz

Sahil K Sukun Se Humain Inkar Nhi
Mgr Tufanon Se Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hy ;->

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

student: ae ustaad numbron ka khazana tere pas ha agar paas kar tu kia baat ha

teacher: kitaabon ki gutthri tere pas ha agar parh le tu kia baat ha.

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;’)
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.

Movies of college life:
Classes = Kabhi Kabhi
Attendance = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Khiladi 420
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun
Viva = Encounter
Course = Godzilla
Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz
Marking [...]

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

Lambi Judai REMIX :
(Lambi Parhai)
Chaar Dino Ka, Vacation Ho Abba,
Lambi Parhai,
Lambi Parhai,
Parhne Mai Dil Mera, Laage Kabhi Na,
Parhne Se Jaan Meri, Jaey Hamesha,
Kitne Zamane, Baad Ho Rbba,
RATTA Lagaya,
RATTA Lagaya,
Soya Raha Mai, Classon Mai Apni,
Teacher Se Roz Roz, Pit K Mai Aya,
Kitna Pita Hon, Sooj Gya Hon,
Chalna Phirna, Bhool Gya Hoon,
4 Dino Ka Vacation Ho [...]

Our parents hav many
options for us like
Poison
Sleeping Pill
Hanging by Neck
Throwin from Building
But they choose EDUCATION
socha Tarpa Tarpa kar Marenge

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess…!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye, Dil Gabhraye
TEACHR Ne Jane Kya Paper Banaye
Ab to Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hy
Kya Karu Haye, Boht Dar Lgta Hai

How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.

What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
HAPPY
…….ENDINGS

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho
to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai
or agar aesa nahi hua
to
exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh rahe thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh rahe thay or hum Unhain
Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.